Wasted Apes Official Merch

👉 Visit the Store

Ready to wear your recovery like a badge of honor (or at least a hilarious inside joke)? Swing into the Wasted Apes Merch Store—where fashion meets rock bottom, and every shirt, hoodie, and sticker is certified banana-powered.

Whether you’re a proud member of the 12-Step Wasted Apes Recovery Program or just a fan of chaotic monkey energy, we’ve got the perfect gear to match your vibe. Rock designs like “Let the Banana Take the Wheel,” “Please Remove My Inner Karen,” and more to remind the world that healing can be hilarious.

🍌 Banana tees

💬 Catchphrase stickers

🧢 Hats for hiding your hungover shame

💤 Comfy clothes for that post-rehab nap

Because nothing says "I’m working on myself" like a monkey in recovery on a premium cotton tee.