You’ve hit rock bottom—or maybe you just mistook it for a meme floor. Either way, welcome home.
The Rehab Banana Lounge is your safe space to heal, vibe, and maybe remember where you left your dignity (check behind the vending machine).
Here at the Lounge, we follow the sacred 12-Step Wasted Apes Recovery Program—a spiritually questionable but emotionally hilarious path to becoming less of a disaster.
Whether you’re detoxing from:
💸 Bad trades
🧠 Meme wars
🤖 That one time you yelled at a customer service bot
🍻 Being drunk
🌿 Being high
💊 “What even was that?”
📉 Panic-selling the dip
🧃 Mixing Four Loko with life decisions...
There’s a banana-shaped beacon of hope waiting for you.
So grab a bean bag chair, whisper your sins to the nearest fruit, and get ready to:
Admit you’re wrecked
Find your inner banana
Let the banana take the wheel
Write down all the dumb sh*t you did
...all the way to Step 12:
Helping other wrecked apes get back on their feet (or at least upright).
Because healing is better with snacks—and the Lounge has plenty. 🍿
Namaste, you beautiful disaster.
Now breathe in... and yell “WASTED” on the exhale.
