Welcome to the most unstable roadmap in crypto history. No spreadsheets. No VCs. Just three blasted apes with a dream, a bottle, and a Sharpie. This is how $WASTED gets launched (probably), how we meme our way outta the psych ward, and maybe—just maybe—retire on a rug-shaped island. Follow along as we YOLO through phases with zero planning and maximum chaos. Let’s get wrecked. 🍻🐒